I’ve just noticed that I’m big in Rutherglen, just outside Glasgow, gettin’ a lorra views from there. I don’t even know anyone in Rutherglen but I’m sure it’s full of lovely, sexy and vital folks.
Well done Rutherglen, I’m going to come over there to live and as I walk down the street you can shake my hand and say ‘Great blog Steve!’ then pull me close before chanting ‘I always knew you could do it Steve’ and then later ‘This is your baby, aren’t you even going to acknowledge your own child? Look at me, LOOK AT ME’.
Also today is the day that 400 Facts marks its debut on these pages, without further ado lets get stuck in.
400 FACTS ISSUE #1
PART TWO IS HERE